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Old 12-06-2009, 08:33 PM
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Smile DNA Exposes the Cheating Wife!

Chief Nnamdi Okonkwo won a visa lottery and was entitled to bring his wife and six kids. Since the American embassy requires all travelling family members to take DNA test, the chief was happy to comply.

Two weeks later a well dressed chief with his wife and kids happily came to the USA embassy for the Visas. Miss Stanton the counselor officer told the chief she has good news and bad news. The conversation:

Chief: madam what kind of bad news?

Counselor: well, do you want the good news first or the bad news?

Chief: I will ask you again what kind of bad news?

Counselor: well, since you are ignoring me, i will give it to you straight. The good news is that you have visa for you, your wife and four kids.

Chief: ok madam i have six kids.

Counselor: well the other two kids missing are not your kids.

Chief: by now now the chief looked at his wife and the two kids in question and then realization hit HIM. To keep story short oH! the chief proceeded to beat the wife with his walking stick and had to be restrained by the embassy guards. If you think you know what happened to the wife and two kids...let me know. Guess the ending.....
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Old 12-11-2009, 01:09 PM
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Were they hanged or beheaded? One thing for sure is that they did not go to the USA with him.
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:01 PM
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well, i would guess the wife was driven out of the house with the two bastered kids and her family shamed forever.
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:36 PM
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Default Re: DNA Exposes the Cheating Wife!

Did the chief got them killed by gunmen?
He left with his wife living 2 kids behind!
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